shitload

shitload
1. (shitload) (12642↑, 1495↓)
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.

2. (shitload) (232↑, 220↓)
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something \shitload not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

3. (Shitload) (6↑, 3↓)
A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude\! I just spilled a shitload of milk. Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.

4. (Shitload) (371↑, 381↓)
Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps. 1. pick an item - ex) pretzels 2. make it singular - ex) pretzel 3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7 4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42 5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them\! It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.

A SHITLOAD OF: babies -\> baby -\> 4 -\> 4x6= 24 babies trees -\> tree -\> 4 -\> 4x6= 24 trees stop signs -\> stop sign -\> 8 -\> 8x6=48 stop signs

5. (shitload) (5↑, 16↓)
A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.

Kenny: "Call the plumber\! David had a shit overload\!" David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine\!"

6. (Shitload) (46↑, 57↓)
The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

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7. (shitload) (11↑, 26↓)
A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

8. (Shitload) (4↑, 20↓)
noun. one shitload = 3.5 metric tons

I have 2 shitloads of viruses on my computer

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9. (shitload) (4↑, 20↓)
Comes from the days when donkeys were used to transport goods. The progression goes: donkey load -\> assload -\> buttload -\> shitload It's quite simple.

I loaded up the donkey with a shitload of clothes.

10. (Shitload) (45↑, 61↓)
The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons. A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.

I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.

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11. (shitload) (2↑, 18↓)
A load of mascerated shit held in a tank of a vessel. The load varies depending upon the size of the vessel. A recreational vessel will have a smaller shitload (20 G) than a commercial vessel (1000 G).

There's a shitload of stinking crap floating on the water.

12. (shitload) (14↑, 30↓)
More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

13. (shitload) (1↑, 17↓)
10 times (10x) more than a [word]buttload.
14. (shitload) (23↑, 40↓)
approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atom

there are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus. There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

15. (shitload) (80↑, 97↓)
The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

16. (shitload) (100↑, 118↓)
it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

17. (shitload) (6↑, 25↓)
A large amount, so large in fact that it is riculous... like a load of shit would be riduculous (that is why the word is shitload and not something ordinary like people-load).

Naman: How much homework do you have? Virginia: A shitload\!

18. (shitload) (18↑, 37↓)
not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.

man: so how many men have you slept with? woman: a shitload man: slut...

19. (shitload) (28↑, 48↓)
The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money. Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

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20. (Shitload) (20↑, 40↓)
1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity. 2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?" "Yep, I have a shitload\!" "There was a shitload of people at the party last night." "You done for the day Kev?" "Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

21. (Shitload) (38↑, 58↓)
A Whole lotta' somethin, more than a tiny bit, but less than a ton.

Shmekie629(5:37:09)PM:How much homework is a 'shitload' of homework? Too many people use this term, and no one knows how much it is. I myself have a lot of homework tonight. Possibly a shitload. But is it a shitload? Maybe it's a metric shitload. Maybe a crapload. I just don't know. reiggnhardt (6:56:16 PM): a shitload of homework is when you have so much that your teachers own you enough as to where they actually do shit on your homework and expect you to do it bad ass bitz (5:51:27 PM): or maybe any amount of hw is a shitload, because it's way the fuck more than i want to do

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • shitload — ☆ shitload [shit′lōd΄ ] n. Slang a very great amount or number: somewhat vulgar [a shitload of trouble] * * * shit·load (shĭtʹlōd ) n. Vulgar Slang A large amount; a lot. * * * …   Universalium

  • shitload — ☆ shitload [shit′lōd΄ ] n. Slang a very great amount or number: somewhat vulgar [a shitload of trouble] …   English World dictionary

  • shitload — /ˈʃɪtloʊd/ (say shitlohd) Colloquial (taboo) –noun 1. a great amount: a shitload of money. –phrase 2. a shitload, (an intensifier): to feel a shitload better …  

  • shitload — noun A large amount. Roy Fuchs’ Assistant: I just heard theres a shitload of used cars coming this way. Syn: buttload, crapload, fuckload …   Wiktionary

  • shitload — shit|load [ ʃıt,loud ] noun a shitload IMPOLITE a lot …   Usage of the words and phrases in modern English

  • shitload — See a shitload …   English idioms

  • shitload — noun Date: 1973 usually vulgar a very large amount ; lot …   New Collegiate Dictionary

  • Shitload — great deal …   Dictionary of Australian slang

  • shitload — Australian Slang great deal …   English dialects glossary

  • shitload — n. (Vulgar Slang) a lot of something; large amount; great deal of something (e.g., Tom has a shsitload of money ) …   English contemporary dictionary

  • shitload — noun vulgar slang a large amount or number …   English new terms dictionary

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